You know, if you know anything about raincoaster media, that we’re all about the authenticity. In fact, that’s the Royal We I used right there, just for accuracy’s sake. We do social media strategy and social media training, but when it comes to putting out the tweets, making the posts, sharing the thoughts, and dealing with the customers, that’s your business, not ours, and it’s our job to equip you to do that well and cost-effectively via social media, not to pretend to be anybody we’re not.
Including Mark Davidson.
I could sum this up, but I’d rather let you read it in its entirety. A little background: prior to today, Mark Davidson was just another of those “follow tens of thousand and tens of thousands will follow you” generic internet marketers, although somewhat more prosperous than most; prosperous enough, in fact, to hire three ghost writers for his Twitter account.
Three. Ghostwriters. For a Twitter account.
Yesterday, he fired one. Let’s see what happened then, shall we?
Ah! Paging the Drama Llama! Paging the Drama Llama!

Drama Llama not endangered. Not anywhere in the vicinity of Raincoaster.
Drunk and angry and fired: these tweets are FULL OF WIN!
Then, presumably he passed out, utterly spent, waking up in the early hours of the next afternoon with a crushing hangover and the vague, but confused sense that he’d kicked some unspecified ass, an agreeable substitute for the usual sense of self-loathing and free-floating guilt that most hangovers bring.
And the morning shift, oblivious, came online.
Apparently Twitter told him. In. Extended. Detail. Possibly. Slavering. A. Little.
Seriously, don’t you feel a little guilty, internet bystander? That’s blood on the walls there, and you didn’t call the ambulance. You just said, “Hey Marge, come and see this!” didn’t you?
I did.
The Fallout begins.
But I hear he doesn’t pay very well.
And, finally, comedy gold.
I don’t know about you, but this got me following, if only the RSS feed. Monday should be fascinating, don’t you think?
[completely unrelated — no, wait, it IS related, tangentially! What kind of real online marketer leaves a link to his G+ profile in the Twitter bio where he’s supposed to put his actual website? The kind we call funny names, that’s what kind]
nuovofresco
September 22, 2011
I gotta give my ghost writer a raise.
raincoaster
September 22, 2011
Pay the Writer. If you watch this video, you’ll be afraid NOT to:
http://theshebeenclub.com/2009/10/01/pay-the-writer-by-harlan-ellison/
Aleksandar
November 29, 2011
Dude’s got a point, but this video was equally hilarious as the tweets :)
timethief
September 22, 2011
Right on!
raincoaster
September 22, 2011
To Harlan, or to the job-seeking ghostwriter? I say Right On to both!
Yes!
September 22, 2011
I wonder how much he was paid for this interview?
raincoaster
September 22, 2011
You can bet he didn’t do it for free. And they didn’t hire him for his looks!
lifewith4cats
September 23, 2011
Ha! I loved this, and I can relate to the rant of that video. Amatures in ALL fields tend to devalue everything, which then hurts the proffesional in the same field.
raincoaster
September 23, 2011
Word up!
moritherapyi
September 23, 2011
aaah. that was good. went well with the wine. actually, the wine is a bit wimpy. which i can’t say about the rest of this here.
moritherapy
September 23, 2011
who is “moritherapyi”? was that the wine?
momfog
September 24, 2011
Pure awesome. (Harlan and the ghost-writer.)
momfog
September 24, 2011
BTW, how does one go about getting paid to take a piss?
Team Oyeniyi
September 24, 2011
You are swearing AGAIN? I don’t know what has come over you! :lol:
Team Oyeniyi
September 24, 2011
How do you stumble upon these things? Were you the writer? :D
momfog
September 24, 2011
“Piss” is not a curse word. It’s in the Bible. :-) KJV: “pisseth”
Mark Davidson... Maybe. Then again, maybe not.
September 24, 2011
“I could sum this up, but I’d rather let you read it in its entirety. A little background: prior to today, Mark Davidson was just another of those ‘follow tens of thousand and tens of thousands will follow you’ generic internet marketers, although somewhat more prosperous than most; prosperous enough, in fact, to hire three ghost writers for his Twitter account.”
You write this as though you actually know something about my background. What you leave out is that I’ve been writing the same way on my personal Twitter account for years… And I don’t use my personal account as a marketing vehicle. I use it as a personal Twitter account.
For the last 4 years, I’ve referenced having a team of writers, ghost writes among other various forms of schtick. I once even wrote as an actual social media guru. Emphasis on the “guru”. It was very spiritual. Another time I posed as the social media manager for Foxconn and tweeted about my depression… It goes on and on. 4 years of various schtick, satire and parody. None of it meant to harm anyone. All in good fun. Through my posts, I developed a rather sizable following. Partly based on the humor I deploy and the tweets I post about writing status updates that grab and maintain attention, create response, and drive web traffic. (Something that I do quite well.)
Unfortunately, you and many others discovered my 4-year old Twitter account and without doing any research first, decided to deploy a combination of confirmation bias and hasty generalization.
Yes, I’m the ghost writer. People who follow me know I don’t have a need to hire others to do it for me. Hence the ironic humor. With a little research or had you followed me for any length of time, that could have been obvious.
Most people who wrote about it, knew it was a joke from the start but couldn’t overlook the traffic value of the story and spun it in a way that worked for their web properties. I get the sense from your words that you did not and took it as an opportunity to put someone else down, to make yourself look better.
I find that unfortunate. One thing I never do with my personal accounts is to use my words to harm others. Instead, I choose to entertain, fascinate, educate and have fun. As TechCrunch’s Robin Wauters called it, “just too funny not to share.” And the posts were funny. Particularly putting up the Help Wanted tweet a few hours later.
Sincerely,
“The Ghost Writer” or Mark Davidson
(Well, somebody surely wrote this. It didn’t just post itself.)
Team Oyeniyi
September 24, 2011
*Sits back to watch……..*
momfog
September 24, 2011
Do you have popcorn?
Team Oyeniyi
September 24, 2011
Be back in 10 ………….. with popcorn
raincoaster
September 25, 2011
But how do we know this is the *real* Mark Davidson? Eh? Looks like a bandwagon-jumping n00b to me, for sure.
If it were the guy who’d done that comedy routine, he wouldn’t be blaming people for picking it up, would he? And he’d be funnier.
Wouldn’t he?
Pete Quily
September 25, 2011
It is the real Mark Davidson. See this video interview of @markdavidson that I found after a few minutes of surfing for his name? http://bit.ly/oGSY7C
Or you can read the comment that he posted on your blog that he also posted to a comment on his facebook wall. go here
http://on.fb.me/qjTQwr
and expand his comment that starts with “This is the only and will be the only blog post response I made:”
raincoaster
September 25, 2011
Pete: Heat, kitchens, you know how this works. Surely Davidson does too.
But again I say: what proof do we have that that is the REAL Mark Davidson? Eh? He doesn’t even have a gravatar. What kind of loser doesn’t have a Gravatar? Eh? I ask yez.
readytochangenow
January 21, 2012
Hard to pick which I liked the best – so many to choose from; Drama Llama, the tweets, the response, the amazing video, Team Oyeniyi getting popcorn…
You have the best comments.
Ever.
raincoaster
January 21, 2012
Ha! Thanks. It continued on Google+ and then, under another name, over at raincoaster.com until I edited one of his comments to include his real name and his girlfriend’s real name, saying “Mark Davidson, stop fucking trolling me. [Girlfriend’s name] deserves better.” I guess she must feel like slumming, because SHE at least is a good person.
Haven’t heard from him since.
readytochangenow
January 21, 2012
Another great reminder *Never piss raincoaster off*
Your posts are my treat at the end of the day.
raincoaster
January 21, 2012
I’m honoured.\
PS: Found it.
http://raincoaster.com/2011/11/19/vancouver-election-night-report-god-i-love-this-town/#comment-292285
readytochangenow
January 21, 2012
So much to get caught up on – I know none of these people. It does seem like quite the community.
raincoaster
January 21, 2012
Not so much anymore. Rather epic post coming on that some day when I get the time.
SHE is perfectly nice, if somewhat starstruck. HE is…well, what you see here, plus what you see over there (plus what he said on Google+, plus his actions on Twitter). Sore loser doesn’t begin to cover it, in part because he didn’t lose, but he’s still somehow sore. It’s bizarre.