Because haven’t we all read less plausible diet plans? At least these are good for a cheap laugh. Stolen from Rum and Monkey, read the rest on their site.
The Web 2.0 diet: Tag your food. Only eat food you’ve tagged with “fatty” on special occasions. Round the corners on your sandwiches and try to sell them to Yahoo.
The MetaFilter diet: I, for one, welcome our new trans-fatty overlords.
The fundamentalist Mormon diet: Eat more pies. Insist that God told you your scales are wrong.
The carbon trading diet: Pay an impoverished thin person to take on your fat, thereby causing them to die early from your renewed food consumption.
The kitten diet: Surgically implant kittens. Before long, they r in ur belly stealing ur fat.
The rectal prolapse diet: Let it out. Let it all out.
The Soviet Russia diet: All obesity is theft. Share your porky flesh around, except with the Ukraine.
The Quiet Riot diet: Rock out. With tofu.
The Anne Geddes diet: Eat only babies.