Get New Twitter Followers Guaranteed

Posted on July 4, 2009


Twitter Followers Flock To U

Twitter Followers Flock To U

Do you want new Followers on Twitter? Of COURSE you do!

Followers are the key to and measure of success in the Twittersphere. The more Twits are associated with your account, the more of a Twit celebrity you are and the less time you have to spend crying into your pillow listening to emo while your mother bangs on the door and asks if you’re okay.

So that’s a good thing, right Martha?

I’m going to reveal the secret to getting 250,000 new Twitter Followers, guaranteed. Sounds too good to be true, but it’s not. This is an absolute sure thing: one quarter of a million new followers. And it’s completely free.

That’s right: it’s completely free.

With a few simple steps, a quarter of a million Followers can be yours, and they will NEVER Block or Unfollow you, ever. Read on to learn the secret…

Steps to getting 250,000 Twitter Followers:

  1. Register 500 new emails at Hotmail or AOL or another top shelf email service.
  2. Register 500 new accounts at Twitter.
  3. Have them all follow one another.
  4. Overcome by gratitude, donate to raincoaster media by using the big orange Paypal button on the right-hand side.

You’re welcome. Enjoy your new Followers.

Enjoy your new Twitter Followers

Enjoy your new Twitter Followers

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