Twitter Followers Flock To U
Do you want new Followers on Twitter? Of COURSE you do!
Followers are the key to and measure of success in the Twittersphere. The more Twits are associated with your account, the more of a Twit celebrity you are and the less time you have to spend crying into your pillow listening to emo while your mother bangs on the door and asks if you’re okay.
So that’s a good thing, right Martha?
I’m going to reveal the secret to getting 250,000 new Twitter Followers, guaranteed. Sounds too good to be true, but it’s not. This is an absolute sure thing: one quarter of a million new followers. And it’s completely free.
That’s right: it’s completely free.
With a few simple steps, a quarter of a million Followers can be yours, and they will NEVER Block or Unfollow you, ever. Read on to learn the secret…
Steps to getting 250,000 Twitter Followers:
- Register 500 new emails at Hotmail or AOL or another top shelf email service.
- Register 500 new accounts at Twitter.
- Have them all follow one another.
- Overcome by gratitude, donate to raincoaster media by using the big orange Paypal button on the right-hand side.
You’re welcome. Enjoy your new Followers.
Enjoy your new Twitter Followers
raincoaster media 
Blair @realtorblair
July 4, 2009
you go girl! tell it like it is, LMFAO.
John Chow
July 4, 2009
Clever. But that only gets you 500 twitter accounts with 500 followers each, which in itself can be used for some really cool Twitter marketing trick that I will not reveal here. :)
laurabzowy
July 4, 2009
you are awesome!
:)
raincoaster
July 4, 2009
John, I already read your blog. I know those tricks!
John Chow
July 4, 2009
You don’t know the real tricks. I don’t publish those. :)
raincoaster
July 5, 2009
But I was at that Black Hat Tricks talk…doesn’t take too much to see how you can leverage these accounts in the same ways. BTW, I’m gonna OWN your next retweet contest!!!
Claude
July 5, 2009
Just one (no doubt) stupid question, why would I want that many followers? Or worse why would I want to follow that many people?
raincoaster
July 5, 2009
Vikas
July 6, 2009
Funny post, including this reply to Claude! :D
Vikas
July 6, 2009
Number of followers also matter for Blogspot blogs; they have that Google connect feature which shows the number of followers in a box quite like the twitter.
raincoaster
July 6, 2009
Yes, I should do a post for that, now that everyone has 500 Gmail accounts or whatever. Simple find/replace and I’ve got a new post!
Laurie Ashton Farook
July 8, 2009
Absolutely lovely post, and so informative! I will go and do what you suggested right now!
raincoaster
July 8, 2009
Terrific. Don’t forget that last step; surprisingly large numbers of intensely grateful customers are neglecting that one.