Sausage Party: not just for BBQs anymore!

The Last Supper was a total Sausage Fest

Ladies and Gentlemen, especially Gentlemen who prefer Gentlemen, may we present your new favorite app:

Sausage Party!

Sausage Party looks at your upcoming Facebook events and rigorously assesses their respective sausage ratings on a 0 to 5 sausage scale.

Sadly, it makes the calculation based on percentage of sausages in attendance, not length of sausages

Martha Stewart is a Size Queen

Or quality of sausages

Hugh Jackman is missing something: ME!

I bravely hooked my Facebook profile up to Sausage Party and it promptly turned the poor app into hamburger meat: I don’t think it was quite prepared for anybody to have THAT many events in their calendar. I can’t say I agree with its findings either: the only officially qualified Sausage Fest it found in all my many, MANY events is the AGM of the Roedde House Preservation Society, a group that maintains an old Victorian mansion in the West End, complete with guided tours and literary readings.

Um. No.

Sausage Party looks at your upcoming Facebook events and rigorously assesses their respective sausage ratings on a 0 to 5 sausage scale.

• 0 sausages = less than 55% male attendees
• 1 sausage = between 55% and 65% male attendees
• 2 sausages = between 65% and 75% male attendees
• 3 sausages = between 75% and 85% male attendees
• 4 sausages = between 85% and 95% male attendees
• 5 sausages = 95% or more male attendees (an all-out sausagefest)

So if two people have replied, and they’re both male, that makes it a five sausage fest. Not as critical an eye as I’d like, but we can’t have everything now, can we? Now, if someone could hook this up with Grindr, they would have a best-seller!

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